Ok, so we all know True Blood was a show about vampires and on HBO so there was going to be some nudity and nastiness. But, seriously this show has had moments that have gone above and beyond the ‘Ick’, or, as the French would say, ‘Eek.’
#5 The Obligatory Jason Stackhouse Sex. I’m not above shameless male nudity but seriously, Jason Stackhouse PUT SOME CLOTHES ON AND KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS! Ryan has an amazing body, but frankly the Jason porno show went from ‘Oooh la la’ to ‘Please not again.’ The final straw for me was when they put him in Old Grampa Joe Y-Fronts.
#4 Lafayette and the Hip Bone.This was just gross. The ripped off limb, the squelching sound, and what looked like rubbery bloody tubes of muscles and tendons. Put me right off spaghetti bolognese.
#3 Human Vibrators.No, I’m not talking about a girl’s best friend. I’m talking about some freaky messed-up human vibration. Liam’s (the vamp with the bald head and tattoos) flickering tongue –which you think might be a good thing until you actually see it- and Maryann’s quivering sex pose which was extra creepy when coupled with the quasi-underage-rape situation.
#2 Graveyard Sex.I’m expecting backlash for picking this scene, but all the way through all I could think was ‘Ooh, there’s going to be dirt where it’s going to be mighty uncomfortable’ and ‘I really need a shower.’
#1 The Kiss of Blood. Seriously ICK ICK ICK ICK ICK ICK! That was just plain UGH! It was just a whole mouth full of blood – so much blood it overfilled and ran down her neck. ICK ICK ICK.
An honourable mention: Pam’s poor pumps. How could Eric let her ruin her shoes like that?!